Diary of a Wombat

這是一本袋熊把人當寵物的故事..
愛命令人的袋熊叫mothball,
得不到愛吃的紅蘿蔔就咬後門..,寵物人就會丟一些紅蘿蔔給她
得不到愛吃的紅蘿蔔就撞鐵製的垃圾桶,寵物人就會丟一些紅蘿蔔給她
得不到愛吃的紅蘿蔔就到果園找,車子裡頭找,寵物人總是被嚇到
無聊睡飽了就在寵物人家後院四處挖洞,抓癢..,寵物人的後院就是她的playground..
連曬的衣服,地板上毯子擋到她的路都不行..要好好修理這些傢伙一下...

想不想要有個這樣的寵物ㄚ?..粉牛的寵物 ...這主人卻一點也沒生氣..真希望我可以到這種境界..
老是愛惹麻煩的袋雄,從不會被打或禡...這個寵物人有粉耐的耐心...愛寵物地樣子拿來愛小孩就好了
isn't the wombat just like kids?
one conclusion jump into my mind,, be patience with kids.
no matter how much damage they do,, bear with it.. ha ha.. and also trying to have fun at the same time..

Monday
Morning: Slept.
Afternoon: Slept.
Evening: Ate grass.
Scratched.
Night: Ate grass. Slept.

星期一
早上: 睡覺
中午: 睡覺
傍晚:吃草.抓癢 .
晚上: 吃草.睡覺

星期二
早上: 睡覺
中午: 睡覺
傍晚:吃草. .
晚上: 吃草.發覺吃草太無聊了..抓癢,卻抓不到最癢的地方..
睡覺
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A delightful and entertaining peek into the life of one very busy wombat!

Monday

Morning: Slept.
Afternoon: Slept.
Evening: Ate.
Scratched.
Night: Ate.

A typical day. Don't be fooled. This wombat leads a very busy and demanding life. She wrestles unknown creatures, runs her own digging business, and most difficult of all - trains her humans. She teaches them when she would like carrots, when she would like oats and when she would like both at the same time. But these humans are slow learners.

Find out how one wombat - between scratching, sleeping and eating - manages to fit the difficult job of training humans into her busy schedule.

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